{gaby | 23 | bisexual | texas | infj}
I am cis, she/her pronouns.
pacific rim, it's always sunny, marvel, and a whole lot more.
not spoiler free but i do tag. I multi ship. incredibly shy but very nice. this blog is a mess. more in my about!


thank you ♥

moonwasours:

MORE AU IDEAS FOR YOUR OTP

  • nervous flyer and random seat mate AU
  • cyclist saves pedestrian who wandered onto the bike path AU
  • optometrist and patient AU
  • met in the veterinarian’s waiting room AU
  • your voice sounds just like my phone sex operator’s voice AU
  • met on an embarrassing singles cruise AU
  • fender bender AU
  • seated together at a family-style restaurant and everyone thinks they’re a couple already AU
  • took your suitcase from the airport baggage claim on accident AU
  • met at a family reunion but not related to each other AU
  • studying abroad AU
  • your kid hates my kid AU
  • cutie working the drive-thru AU
  • foster parent and social worker AU
  • manager at a no-tell motel and frequent room renter AU (bonus points: assumed they’re a sex worker AU)

spoopycreppydove:

Steal Her Look: Dee Reynolds

Ostrich: $10,000

nedsseveredhead:

Yes, lets go fight magneto. in my metal wheelchair, via my metal airship, with my metal wolverine to protect me. i see no way this could ever go wrong.

princedorkface:

So we got new Latin books today and my teacher immediately told us to turn to page 81.

This is the original picture:

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A picture of a statue of Poseidon.

But look at some of the treasures we found:

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Rockstar dominatrix Poseidon.

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Old woman Poseidon.

BUT THIS IS WHERE WE LOST IT…

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X-MEN CYCLOPES POSEIDON

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AND MASTER CHIEF POSEIDON

Title: Mexicola
Artist: Queens Of The Stone Age
Album: Queens Of The Stone Age

mattyberninger:

Mexicola // Queens of the Stone Age.

Speak in tongues, speak in lies
Drooling livers, born to die
It’s a wonder that those guns don’t point at you.

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

hkirkh:

Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.

shagurlwho:

ishipitlikeups:

For April Fools’ Day, my local radio station is playing literally nothing but Backstreet Boys’ songs and announcing them as other songs, and I think that’s beautiful.

That’s not a joke that’s a gift

caswantsmetochangethisurl:

cellokind:

bluhbluhhugedork:

  • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • COUPLES CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • ANYONE CAN BE INTIMATE WITHOUT BEING SEXUAL
  • BLOODY MARY
  • BLOODY MARY
  • BLOODY MARY
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